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To: Tyronn Lue
From: Benjamin "Hoops" Harris
Subject: "Adjustments," Game 3.
You haven't done anything I've said you should do. One more chance. First, a question. Depending on your answer, you either forfeit the remainder of the series and rename the team the "Cadavers" or do what I say...Either way do what I say.
The question is: Is £ still into this or not? If not, forfeit, and from what I read, including from your hometown pencils, he ain't. As you know Lue, £ quits. When he sees there is no reasonable chance his body language gives him away. It happened the first time around in Cleveland against the "Celtics." Boom, he left for Miami. It happened in Miami in the 2014 Finals. Boom, he went back to Lakeland.
So I think the answer to the above predicate question is "Not," and you have your crawling orders.
If the answer to the question is however, and however improbably, "Yes," then you must, you must, Lue, do the following:
BENCH IRVING AND LOVE!
Start the Tasmanian Devil for the Blue Devil and start the Canadian Loonie for Lovey Dovey Turtle Dovey. Know why, Lue? 2015.
Tristan and Isolde AND £ had the "Peaceniks" down Dos to Uno last year, Lue, remember?! They gave the elf magician a migraine. The "Peaceniks" KNOW THIS, Lue. They liked their beloved "matchups" against K&K better than against the Dominions Duo. 'Member how you sat Love for the fourth quarter of games in THESE PLAYOFFS. Huh? Do it in the FIRST QUARTER manana night-o. AND HAVE IRVING JOIN HIM. Bring K&K on as part of the new and improved second unit. The Dominions will energize £, improve his body language and mental health and he can be a one-man show, like he was last year, WHEN YOU WON TWO MORE GAMES THAN YOU HAVE THIS YEAR; it will give the 'Niks another migraine and then when they need a blow you bring on the KK Korps. MORE energy, and a completely different look for the 'Niks second team. How does the 'Niks second team like ITS matchup against the KKK?! Not so much, I betcha.
Do it Lue, DO IT!
Call me if you have any questions.
To: Tyronn Lue
From: Benjamin "Hoops" Harris
Subject: "Adjustments," Game 3.
You haven't done anything I've said you should do. One more chance. First, a question. Depending on your answer, you either forfeit the remainder of the series and rename the team the "Cadavers" or do what I say...Either way do what I say.
The question is: Is £ still into this or not? If not, forfeit, and from what I read, including from your hometown pencils, he ain't. As you know Lue, £ quits. When he sees there is no reasonable chance his body language gives him away. It happened the first time around in Cleveland against the "Celtics." Boom, he left for Miami. It happened in Miami in the 2014 Finals. Boom, he went back to Lakeland.
So I think the answer to the above predicate question is "Not," and you have your crawling orders.
If the answer to the question is however, and however improbably, "Yes," then you must, you must, Lue, do the following:
BENCH IRVING AND LOVE!
Start the Tasmanian Devil for the Blue Devil and start the Canadian Loonie for Lovey Dovey Turtle Dovey. Know why, Lue? 2015.
Tristan and Isolde AND £ had the "Peaceniks" down Dos to Uno last year, Lue, remember?! They gave the elf magician a migraine. The "Peaceniks" KNOW THIS, Lue. They liked their beloved "matchups" against K&K better than against the Dominions Duo. 'Member how you sat Love for the fourth quarter of games in THESE PLAYOFFS. Huh? Do it in the FIRST QUARTER manana night-o. AND HAVE IRVING JOIN HIM. Bring K&K on as part of the new and improved second unit. The Dominions will energize £, improve his body language and mental health and he can be a one-man show, like he was last year, WHEN YOU WON TWO MORE GAMES THAN YOU HAVE THIS YEAR; it will give the 'Niks another migraine and then when they need a blow you bring on the KK Korps. MORE energy, and a completely different look for the 'Niks second team. How does the 'Niks second team like ITS matchup against the KKK?! Not so much, I betcha.
Do it Lue, DO IT!
Call me if you have any questions.
