Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Times They Are A-Changin'

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
...
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.


The day after 11/8 Liz Spayd, The New York Times public editor, who is a public menace, wrote a column under the lede:

Want to Know What America’s Thinking? Try Asking

On November 19 Ms. Spayd continued:

THERE is a group of 10 friends in Charlotte, N.C., all women, all in their 50s, all white. They’re college educated with successful careers, and they have a message for The New York Times: Come visit us.

They voted for Donald Trump and don’t consider themselves homophobic, racist or anti-Muslim. But now, they say, thanks to The Times and its fixation on Trump’s most extreme supporters, most people think they are.


Deductively, it follows that The Times did ask Trump voters what they were thinking, otherwise they couldn't have "fixated" on some. Duh. Maybe they shouldn't have asked them? Should have asked the Charlotte 10 instead?
...
Readers complain that The Times’s attempt to tap the sentiments of Trump supporters was lacking.

"Attempt to tap was lacking." They didn't even try, in other words. They didn't even "attempt" to tap "the sentiments of Trump supporters." "Fuck that nigger" doesn't count. They should have attempted to tap other sentiments. "Just grab them by the pussy"? No, probably not. "JewS.A."? "Go to Auschwitz"? The lady, undoubtedly not one of the Charlotte 10, who gave a truly excellent Heil Hitler salute? "Trump That Bitch"?  "Lock her up"?

If the Times ever gets down to Charlotte maybe they could stop off in the Research Triangle and ask my brother, too. They will love his excellent, truly excellent, denials he is racist. I'll give them some questions to ask him.

David Brooks, like a good lap dog, followed his public editor's lede (get it?) yesterday with "Fellow Trump Critics: Try a Little Listening."

The entire Times editorial board did just that yesterday, too.

Swiftly after 11/8 the word went out from "the room where the nation's agenda is set" to staff writers to hit the reset button on the president-select on accounta we won't be quasi-official no more and we're losing money.

Two days before the election the Times editorial board wrote that (entirely accurate!) depressed editorial, "Imagining America on Nov. 9" in which they wrote, "There’s no sense complaining anymore. The hurricane is three days from landfall." (emphasis added, see below)

Comes now, Thomas L. Friedman. Friedman wrote his last pre-election column on November 2. Under the lede, "Trump Voters, Just Hear Me Out." (emphasis added, see above), Friedman wrote:

While I’ve opposed the Trump candidacy from the start, I’ve never disparaged Trump voters. Some are friends and neighbors; they’re all fellow Americans. We should take their concerns seriously.

Why haven't you disparaged Trump voters, Friedman?

What are their concerns, Friedman? 
...
I understand why many Trump supporters have lost faith in Washington and want to just “shake things up.”

Liz Spayd would be proud of you! You have listened to Trump supporters? You "understand"! 

Lol. Friedman you don't even understand that "shake things up" is code. It's their code for "Shake the White House upside down and shake the niggers out. Make the White House white again"!



Mr. Blow, watch this mother-fucker.
...
...Trump supporters, particularly less-educated white males, should be wary of his bluster: His policies won’t help them. Trump promises to bring their jobs back. But most of their jobs didn’t go to a Mexican. They went to a microchip.

Deductively, it follows that if Trump's policies would help the "less-educated white" supremacists, their support would be justified! So, "JewS.A.", "Fuck that nigger," etc. & etc., Thomas L. Friedman would "understand" all of the "bluster" of Trump's campaign if Trump's policies helped them!

Mr. Blow, did you find the racism of Trump's campaign "bluster"? Lol, Friedman.

Did you hear that IBM’s cognitive computer, Watson, helped to create a pop song, “Not Easy,” with the Grammy-winning producer Alex da Kid?

I swear.

We can never be great as a country with a president with the warped values of Donald Trump. I pray that in the end at least some Trump voters, my fellow Americans, will see that.

Well, they didn't.

Friedman on November 8:

With Donald Trump now elected president, I have more fear than I’ve ever had in my 63 years that we could do just that — break our country, that we could become so irreparably divided that our national government will not function.

A heartfelt beginning, yes, "break our country," that is what we did. But then, in the sense that "our national government will not function." The heart of a machine. Friedman, we should HOPE our national government will not function! (Watch him, Mr. Blow.)

From the moment Trump emerged as a candidate, I’ve taken seriously the possibility that he could win; this column never predicted otherwise, although it certainly wished for it.

That is what I fixated upon when I first read this column. It struck me as a little "insensitive," like he took a Trump win seriously because he "understood"--the racism.

As much as I knew that it was a possibility, the stark fact that a majority of Americans wanted radical, disruptive change so badly and simply did not care who the change agent was...— is profoundly disturbing.

"It was a possibility": God, Friedman, you can be such an idiot sometimes. 

"Stark fact...majority of Americans": What can you say besides he's an idiot sometimes.

"Radical, disruptive change": Friedman, get this through your thick head: They didn't want "radical disruptive change," they wanted a racist white man.

November 19:

Dancing in a Hurricane (see above)

(You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows)

For the last three years I’ve been working on a book about what’s been happening beneath the surface — in the plumbing and wiring of the world — that’s roiling politics in so many places. My answer begins with a question: What the hell happened in and around 2007?

You had a lobotomy?

2007? That’s such an innocuous year. But look again.

Steve Jobs and Apple released the first iPhone...

I swear.

In late 2006, Facebook...Twitter...In 2007, Hadoop, the most important software you’ve never heard of...

You got that right!

...helped enable both Big Data and cloud computing. Indeed, “the cloud” really took off in 2007.

In 2007...Kindle...Android...IBM started Watson...

"Did you hear that IBM’s cognitive computer, Watson, helped to create a pop song, “Not Easy"...(see above)

And have you ever looked at a graph of the cost of sequencing a human genome? It goes from $100 million in the early 2000s and begins to fall dramatically starting around … 2007.

No! I have not. Oh my God.

The cost of making solar panels began to decline sharply in 2007....Airbnb was conceived in 2007 and change.org started in 2007. GitHub...

If Airbnb and GitHub merged would it be called AirGit?

And in 2007 Intel for the first time introduced non-Silicon materials into its microchip transistor...

You are asking where is all this bullshit going?

In time, 2007 may be seen as one of the greatest technological inflection points in history. And we completely missed it.

Why? 2008.

Ah, 2008! When the first nigger was elected president!

Yes, right when our physical technologies leapt ahead, many of what the Oxford economist Eric Beinhocker calls our “social technologies” — all of the rules, regulations, institutions and social tools people needed to get the most out of this technological acceleration and cushion the worst — froze or lagged.
?

Maybe he did have a lobotomy in 2007...No, I think it was before that.

...the Great Recession of 2008 and the political paralysis it engendered, this gap turned into a chasm. A lot of people got dislocated in the process.

Friedman: The political paralysis was "engendered" by the election of the first black POTUS. No, no, hear me out. A lot of people got their noses dislocated by that and the night of the INAUGURAL BALL, they planned the paralysis, remember? Mr. Blow, do you remember that? Could you walk down the hall and dislocate Mr. Friedman's nose?

How could they not?...

With a Negro in office and everything...

What one individual or small group can now do — the power of one — to make or break things is phenomenal. When President-elect Trump wants to be heard he now gets his message out directly from his New York penthouse through Twitter... Islamic State does the same ...Machines can now not only beat humans at “Jeopardy!” or chess... songs...new ideas (including fake news) can suddenly take root... Moore’s Law drives more globalization and more globalization drives more climate change. And together, climate change and digital connectivity drive more human migration.

BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!

I recently met with economic and climate refugees in West Africa...

GO BACK HOME! NO WEST AFRICAN ECONOMIC AND CLIMATE REFUGEES! KEEP THEM OUT! PROB-AB-LY AIDS! ZI-KA TOO! THEY-ARE-BLACK! KEEP THEM OUT! 

Mr. Blow, he's talking to YOU.

...who made it clear to me they didn’t want aid from a rock concert in Europe. They want to come to the Europe they see on their cellphones — and they are using WhatsApp to organize vast illicit migration networks to get there.

BLOCK THAT APP! BUILD THAT APP WALL! NO APPS FOR BLACKS!

After all of that H-O-R-S-E  S-H-I-T, Thomas L. Friedman connects it all to RACE. And Friedman "understands":

So no wonder many in the West feel unmoored.

...They go to the grocery store and someone there speaks to them in a different language or is wearing a head covering. They go into the men’s room and there is someone next to them who looks to be of a different gender. They go to work and there’s now a robot sitting next to them...

Read: A transgendered Muslim climate refugee from AFRICA speaking Swahili! 

BUILD THE WALL! GRAB HIM BY THE PUSSY! 

 I celebrate this diversity of people and ideas — but for many others they’ve come faster than they can adapt.

NO YOU DON'T! YOU ARE A LIAR! YOU ARE A RACIST! YOU ARE A RACIST, ANTI-MUSLIM, DICK-CENTRIC, SMALL-DICK, DICKKK!

That’s why my favorite song these days is Brandi Carlile’s wonderful ballad called “The Eye,” the main verse of which is: “I wrapped your love around me like a chain/...

That's the chains of SLAVERY.

...But I never was afraid that it would die/...

Because I'm white. And you're not.

You can dance in a hurricane/ 

"No sense complaining anymore," Times' editors, "the hurricane is three days from landfall." "You can DANCE in a hurricane" if you're WHITE!  Let's "DANCE" through the hurricane! We're WHITE!

But only if you’re standing in the eye.


Those dumb niggers aren't in the eye. They're getting "BLOWN" away--Mr. BLOW, watch this mother-fucker.--while we white guys DANCE!