Thursday, November 24, 2016

It's November 24. On November 24, 2015 the Golden State "Dubyas" were undefeated. This November 24 they have but two losses, to 13 wins.

On November 24, 2015 David Blatt hadn't even been fired yet. Today The Cleveland "Indians" under Tyronn Lue are 11-2.

Golden State beat Los Angeles du No Lake 149-106 last night in Sanctuary City. They scored 80
points in the first half, which is almost what Pitt scores; shot 61.6% for the game! 61.6! Splash Inc. scored 57 combined, 20/32, 11/19 from three, oh they were having O's at the O.

Now, Luke Walton, you damn well know better than that. You especially, but every NBA coach now knows how to drain the golden pond.


Space: The Final Frawntier.. Euclidean Geometry. The principle of verticality. Space has three dimensions, not the two you draw on your chalkboard or diagram with your power point. Former Pitt hardwood scholar Steven Adams EATS vertical space above Elf Magicians; former Pitt scholar Steven Adams will eat your children too by the looks of him, but the point is Professor Walton, space eaters like Steven devour Elf Magicians. Surely you have one of them, Professor Walton. Even the "Indians" put the biggest of their Big Three on the Elf Magician in the waning moments of Game 7 last year at the Big O and Lovey-dovey, turtle-dovey smothered Steph Curry and prevented Joe Lacob from making love with Larry O'Brien afterward.

The gales of November blow and so do NBA defenses. Come the warm zephyrs of June when it really counts Steven Adams, Kevin Love et al will sprout UP again at the three-point arc after their winter hibernation and make things very warm for the Elfs again and then will come, again, The Fall of the Golden State Warriors.