Bizarre afternoon (morning, Normal People Time) at Old Trafford. Bournemouth held the "Bucs", who could have gone fourth with a win, 1-1. Ibrahimovic got stomped on his interesting face, retaliated with an elbow to the interesting face of the stomper, a near-mele then ensued, one Shaken-Not-Stirred player got tossed, and Ibra missed a PK. Mou must have gone full psycho, don't know, but musta. Inn-teresting match.

Critical match in about 45: Arsenal, fourth, at the Echo, fifth.