How was that Daylight Saving's Time? I got up at 6:40 and it was pitch black outside.
The "Heat" held on but so did the Milwaukee "Boy Bambis." Don't worry "Beer Bellies," we's acomin'. And we gonna get one a yinz. Dee-troit, Beer Town, one a ya. "Heat" are going to make the playoffs. At the exact halfway point of the season they wuz 11-30, second worst record in the lig. Since then, best record in the league. That is frigging amazing. And they've done it with flotsam and jetsom named Babbitt and Ellington and McGruder. £ went home, Bosh went to the hospital, Riley sent D-Wade home. In came Whiteside, Drajic and Waiters, the latter run out of Mistake-Land by £. And then injuries. That's a pretty straight road to 11-30. But Leicester-like these D-Leaguers somehow came together. In Mickey Arison, Pat Riley, Andy Elisburg, Miami has one of the great front offices in sport. And in Erik Spoelstra one of the great coaches in short pants basketball.
Florida "Panthers" management could ruin an orgasm. Last year, they were the best story in hockey (ice). Outta nowheres Los "Panteros" had their best regular season ever, only to fall splat in the 'loffs. Management traded away some key players over the summer. Changed their logo. That was key. Then injuries to start the season. The whole chemistry of the team was changed. They truly were not playing well, I saw them go through the motions against a hardworking 'Umbus team. Coupla games later they fired Gerard Gallant, their coach. Rather, "Tom" "Rowe" fired Gerard Gallant and installed his own hockey analytic self as coach. Their playoff "push" right now consists of a five game losing streak and eight of the last nine. Get the golf clubs out, Rowe.
The "Heat" held on but so did the Milwaukee "Boy Bambis." Don't worry "Beer Bellies," we's acomin'. And we gonna get one a yinz. Dee-troit, Beer Town, one a ya. "Heat" are going to make the playoffs. At the exact halfway point of the season they wuz 11-30, second worst record in the lig. Since then, best record in the league. That is frigging amazing. And they've done it with flotsam and jetsom named Babbitt and Ellington and McGruder. £ went home, Bosh went to the hospital, Riley sent D-Wade home. In came Whiteside, Drajic and Waiters, the latter run out of Mistake-Land by £. And then injuries. That's a pretty straight road to 11-30. But Leicester-like these D-Leaguers somehow came together. In Mickey Arison, Pat Riley, Andy Elisburg, Miami has one of the great front offices in sport. And in Erik Spoelstra one of the great coaches in short pants basketball.
Florida "Panthers" management could ruin an orgasm. Last year, they were the best story in hockey (ice). Outta nowheres Los "Panteros" had their best regular season ever, only to fall splat in the 'loffs. Management traded away some key players over the summer. Changed their logo. That was key. Then injuries to start the season. The whole chemistry of the team was changed. They truly were not playing well, I saw them go through the motions against a hardworking 'Umbus team. Coupla games later they fired Gerard Gallant, their coach. Rather, "Tom" "Rowe" fired Gerard Gallant and installed his own hockey analytic self as coach. Their playoff "push" right now consists of a five game losing streak and eight of the last nine. Get the golf clubs out, Rowe.
