How about this one? Hurricane-force wind probability.

Between 30%-40% chance of hurricane winds on Miami Beach. That's WORSE for moi than when that purple-red asshole was oozing right on my head? In ALL OF MIAMI-DADE COUNTY the chances of a HURRICANE are between yellow and shit brown, 30%-60%. Broward County: looks like 10%-40%; Palm Beach, looks the same. Nowhere in all of SOUTH FLORIDA (Keys, Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach) is the red/purple asshole forecasted to perch...Man, that thing is shaped like the Monster from Bugs Bunny. Have to bring up a picture of him.