Meeshagan(11) feasted on some alligator(17) meat today 33-17. Where was that game played?...Ah, at Jerry World in D; figgered those two "storied programs" would have a venue worthy of a story. 33-17.
I'm still tickled about MD's beatdown of Bevo. That one was played in Austin! Not worthy of a special neutral venue. New Head Horn Tom Herman's first experience of the orange gettin' burnt. And to a school named for a girl! Ho ho ho.
Texas manlihood is a fragile thing.
Anyway. A long time ago Texas played UCLA in Austin. Both teams were pretty good but c'mon, they can't play real football, not Texas foo'ball in La-La Land. And in them pastel unis. Well, they did that day! HOO DOGGIE. Those pastel poofs made Bevo their bitch. 66-3. Sixty-six...yeah, it was bad. "You don't lose 66-3 at home if you're Texas," I think Darrell Royal hisself said to the AD after the game, still known in Texas horror as "Route 66." Cost the head coach his job! If they had lost to Oklahoma or Nebraska 66-3 at home, I don't think John Mackovic woulda been axed. It was losing to...sissies (I know this reads like parody but it is God's truth) in powder blue and gold uniforms, from La-La Land that just twisted the knife.
Texas had a QB that day, handsome lad, he had moonlighted over the summer as a (underwear, I believe) model for, like Tommy Hilfiger or something. "We all played like models that day," said one of the model's teammates in retrospect years later.
You don't lose to girls 66-3 at home if you're Texas, lol.
I'm still tickled about MD's beatdown of Bevo. That one was played in Austin! Not worthy of a special neutral venue. New Head Horn Tom Herman's first experience of the orange gettin' burnt. And to a school named for a girl! Ho ho ho.
Texas manlihood is a fragile thing.
Yours would be too if every coed and alum of your school were flashing the OFFICIAL hand sign, "the sign of the horns," of cuckoldry! What were they thinking?! I'm tellin' ya, Republicans are psycho, man.
Anyway. A long time ago Texas played UCLA in Austin. Both teams were pretty good but c'mon, they can't play real football, not Texas foo'ball in La-La Land. And in them pastel unis. Well, they did that day! HOO DOGGIE. Those pastel poofs made Bevo their bitch. 66-3. Sixty-six...yeah, it was bad. "You don't lose 66-3 at home if you're Texas," I think Darrell Royal hisself said to the AD after the game, still known in Texas horror as "Route 66." Cost the head coach his job! If they had lost to Oklahoma or Nebraska 66-3 at home, I don't think John Mackovic woulda been axed. It was losing to...sissies (I know this reads like parody but it is God's truth) in powder blue and gold uniforms, from La-La Land that just twisted the knife.
Texas had a QB that day, handsome lad, he had moonlighted over the summer as a (underwear, I believe) model for, like Tommy Hilfiger or something. "We all played like models that day," said one of the model's teammates in retrospect years later.
You don't lose to girls 66-3 at home if you're Texas, lol.
