Sunday, October 08, 2017

Harvey Weinstein Told Me to Just "Stand there and shut up" while he jerked off into a potted plant

Says Lauren Sivan.

I have a question: Are Jewish men more likely to tell a woman to just "stand there and shut up" while they jerk off into potted plants? I'll bet Woody Allen has watered some plants in his day.

Anecdotally, of that cohort "horniest guys I know," Jewish men are disproportionately represented even as their penises are rumored to be disproportionately small. Some even have frequent sex with their wives, which...is totally uncalled for.