This season's Premier League title has been a robotic slog towards the finish line. A slog of the highest quality mind you, but a slog nonetheless.

2018/19 has been lacking in the unexpected upsets, bizarrely dropped points and much of the usual unpredictability of a title race...

Sit on my slog.

A “slog.” Are you frigging kidding me? A one point race for weeks, a photo finish. What do these people want?