In the barely knowledgeable opinion of the hereinafter signed writer since the malefactor of the whistle blower complaint is President Buffoon non Compos Mentis one holding however illegitimately that office is not within the gambit of the statute. In their insouciance the statute’s authors did not foresee a foreign puppet being installed in the office and we have precedential authority that any occupant of the office can disclose classified, deeply sensitive information to the Russian Ambassador and Foreign Minister right in the Oval Office with the cameras and voice recorders of the Fourth Estate memorializing it without violating the law on accounta any POTUS, however treasonous his intent can, by other statute, declassify any information at any time on his own even if he does not know what the fuck he is doing. Which the aforementioned authors also didn’t think remotely foreseeable. Therefore, I believe that DIA’s interpretation of the statute is more legslistically correct and that its assertion of executive privilege to mot reveal what “promise” the President Orange Orangutan made to which foreign leader is more correct than is ICIG. I hope that my self-denominated nickname of “Always Certain, Often Wrong” is a correct characterization in this instance and that the Russian Tool may still be hanged by his neck till dead but I am not at all confident about that a’tall.
