My second ex is a terrific woman. As is X-I, as are all (not exaggerating) my serious gf’s (I am an asshole). But back to X-II. Our text exchanges can be so fun. Just an hour or so ago:
Her: Joes on with Kamala. I’m live streaming.
Me: Going out to get some victuals.
Her: You should be watching Kamala
Me: FINE!
Her: You’ve been whining for 2 god damn weeks about how long this VP pick is taking and upon the introduction you’re out for victuals.
Me: Is it over? I get a 49’ replay on NYT.
Her: WTF. Biden and Harris just each spoke with a convention like speeches. They were very happy and looked like good chemistry. Joe was super good. Harris is a rising star. Watch it later.
Me: ð
Her: When is our fund raiser? Now right? 630?
Me: Oh hell, I don’t know. Is that the link you sent me today? I just donated my $100 and didn’t pay any attention.ððð»♂️ð
Her: Joes on with Kamala. I’m live streaming.
Me: Going out to get some victuals.
Her: You should be watching Kamala
Me: FINE!
Her: You’ve been whining for 2 god damn weeks about how long this VP pick is taking and upon the introduction you’re out for victuals.
Me: Is it over? I get a 49’ replay on NYT.
Her: WTF. Biden and Harris just each spoke with a convention like speeches. They were very happy and looked like good chemistry. Joe was super good. Harris is a rising star. Watch it later.
Me: ð
Her: When is our fund raiser? Now right? 630?
Me: Oh hell, I don’t know. Is that the link you sent me today? I just donated my $100 and didn’t pay any attention.ððð»♂️ð
