Saturday, August 15, 2020

The Trump campaign bought all of the advertising space on the Democratic National Convention because the Biden campaign neglected to buy it themselves. Trump owns the convention air time now. Viewers will not be able to watch any portion of the convention without first viewing an unskippable Trump ad. The Biden campaign scoffed at the tactic as a waste of money. And it is a lot of money, high seven figures up to $10M.

My second thought was that the Biden campaign might be right. And that might be the correct thought. This is all Death Star Brad Parscale’s doing. Brad was replaced as Trump campaign manager, to Democrats’ weeping regret. Who IS going to watch it on YouTube but Demos? And some people who are undecided, I guess. How many undecided’s are there really? If you haven’t decided before now you’re gonna live and die with ol’ Trumpie or you’re going to abandon ship, is any ad or either convention going to make the decision for you? No. This cake is baked. The Trump buy WILL motivate Dems, that’s for sure, just piss us off.

My first thought however was that this was a terrible unforced error by the Biden campaign not to have locked that space up. Terrible. Both thoughts can be true. So just to make sure I cover all of my bases I would like to fly up to Delaware and grab Jennifer-whatever-her-name-is by the throat and squeeze really hard for like 10 secs.

Thank you for your attention.