It becomes our disagreeable duty to file a claim of intellectual piracy against our soul mates at SEA. What SEA did was, the technical term is "mess with," the New York Times domain name, www.nytimes.com, which is merely a user-friendly name for the hard-to-remember string of numbers and periods that constitute a website's internet "address," I say what SEA done-did was redirect traffic from the Times domain name to its own SEA-worthy self. In fact, this tactic is so elegantly simple in conception that the undersigned idiot blogger his ownself conceived of it a few years ago. In response to Chinese government attacks on Google the undersigned I.B. proposed that all internet traffic to www.china.org.cn be redirected to www.BullishOnBalls.com or some like-named gay porn site. We would accept from our brethren at SEA acknowledgment of its debt of gratitude to us in full satisfaction of our claim.

P.S. SEA, do you realize what international ROCK STARS you would be right now if, instead of redirecting Times traffic to yourself, you had redirected it to Bullish on Balls?