Americans: Look! There's happiness over there. Pursue, America! Release the hounds! Sic 'em boys and girls! Europe has got some happiness, to you they're "markets." Bugging embassies, stealing negotiating strategies, that is EFFICACIOUS "pursuit of happiness," isn't it, New York Times
Editorial Board? Isn't it, American people? That's. What. You. Do. That's what you are. Money makes you happy above ALL. Bugging, stealing, spying-so much more efficacious than "negotiating." Egypt's Passion: America's "opportunity!" Isn't it Thomas L. Friedman? We have to "make the most out of that crisis." Bug as all. U.S.A.: It's not a country, it's a corporation, isn't it? United Surveillance of America. Sounds like a corporation. Obama, Holder, you got any more touching anecdotes of surveillance you want to share with us? Go, go lecture the Chinese about human rights when you have hollowed the right of privacy at home. Go threaten the Chinese over theft of intellectual property while you steal from Europe, Japan, Brazil, anybody you can steal from. Be happy, America. PURSUE your happiness! Dance. Dance, America, to the pursuit of happiness.
That's the first Google-and Bing-image under search keyword "pursuit." The-American-cop car is in pursuit of a high performance car. High performance cars are cherished symbols of American happiness. Get 'em cop car! Get that four-wheeled instantiation of your mindless birth right. Be happy, pursue your birth right aggressively Americans. That's what you're all about. There's never enough happiness, enough bling for Americans. Just more, whatever the financial, moral, human costs. "Whoever dies with the most toys wins." Give that the patina of Latin and make it the official motto of the American democracy of pursuit.
