Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Does America Still Work?

It becomes our disagreeable duty to report that while POTUS was in Amsterdam yesterday a "Secret Service" agent trained to guard POTUS was on the floor of the hotel lobby in a condition "three sheets to the wind." Two other "Secret Service" agents were also observed to be impaired on hooch and all three have been shuffled off to Buffalo.

This unhappy incident follows the sacking of that drunk, lecherous general, but he was only in charge of America's nuclear arsenal and that only happened on friendly territory, practically home, in Rus, and the cashiering of several members of the "Secret Service" in Cartagena, Colombia after imbibing excesses and procurement of "ladies of the town." Oh, and then there was Petraeus.