The investigation is now focused on the pilots.
The pilots names are...were "Zaharie Ahmad Shah," which is not a Presbyterian name, by the way. I do not know FOR SURE what Zaharie's religion was or if he had one, but I am accepting wagers on the matter.
The other, the co-pilot, was "Fariq Abdul Hamid." The crack research staff at Public Occurrences has determined that Fariq WAS NOT PRESBYTERIAN. For everyone's benefit, the...What do Muslim's call ministers? Not imman, what the hell is it? Damn it...The tender of the flock at Fariq's mosque describes him as "a good boy, a good Muslim."
There truly is NO EVIDENCE that Islam had anything to do with this. There's no evidence of anything in this thing. Shah's house was searched, don't know why or if anything of significance was found. Weirdly, he was a devoted follower, not of a Muslim minister, but of the former opposition leader in Malaysia, some guy who was recently convicted of SODOMY, which I'm pretty sure is against Mohammad's teachings.
I hope the media has been straight with us on this. Has the influence of Islam been investigated? Huh?
