There Rooski, it down. No not understand Rooski, I no soft pee-pee, I want nuke Kremlin. Just not now. Come closer, Rooski. The Ukraine too far. Come Poland. Come Poland Rooski, and you have mushrooms all over Kremlin! Mushrooms all over Rus! You learn to make vodka from mushrooms, Rooski! But you no can drink, you be dead!  Ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah Rooski, you all be dead as nail in door! No drink the mushroom vodka when dead, Rooski. And you be DEAD!

Swine Rooskis.