"Trump, Biden in virtual tie in Texas in new poll"-Houston Chronicle

Inside the Kremlin:

Eh, Boris.

Ya, Mikhail, it is what?

Josef Bidenovich tie with Clown in Texas.

WHAT?! Me see...

President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden are in a virtual dead heat according to the Quinnipiac University poll released on Wednesday.

What word that...Queenie...?

It some Merikan oblast technical school. They very good, Boris, Quin-PAC. Me heard of. 

 Pole true, Mikhail?

It true Boris--Now it true. Last Social-Democrat win Texas Roosevelt. Clown still can win.

NYET, Mikhail, NY-ET! STOP PRESSES! WE NYET THROW THE GOOD RUBLE AFTER BAD. WE DONE WITH CLOWN! DONE! NO MORE SOVIET AIDE!