Somebody, and it may have been two different somebodies, wrote, “Sometimes the home team just has a bad day.” And that may be all there is to this, it is true that we all have bad days and this day literally could not have started worse than a first minute PK, but I read more that Ole Gunnar Solskjær seems to have City’s number. The poster of the Best Tweet of All Time wrote about United attacking City. That is indeed the way to beat them, so maybe Solskjær figured that out for everybody but I am puzzled that in a match where City needed goals Sergio Aguero didn’t see a minute. I mean... 

And KDB and Cancelo playing together. That’s two straight games Cancelo has seemed to be canceled out by KDB.

The match was so strange to follow: City were so quiet. Swine Guardian finally updated their time of possession, not much difference!, City had 65% to United’s 35%, even playing tiki-taka it is hard to be as quiet as City with two-thirds possession. I don’t know what it was.