DeSantis Man
Hey, DeSantis Man
Alright everybody
Gather around, DeSantis Man is here
Now what kind of candy d'ya want?
Sweet chocolate, white chocolate, Christian white chocolate?
Anything you want!
You've come to the right man, because I'm DeSantis Man

Who can take the sunshine (who can take the sunshine)
Blot it out with poo (blot it out with poo)
Cover it with COVID and a sneeze or cough or two?
DeSantis Man (DeSantis Man)
Oh, DeSantis Man can (DeSantis Man can)
DeSantis Man can 'cause he's white and Christian too
And knows what's best for you (knows what's best for you)

Who can take a rainbow (who can take a rainbow?)
And wrap it in all white (wrap it in all white)
Take out all the color hang a crucifix or two
DeSantis Man (DeSantis Man)
Desantis Man can (DeSantis Man can)