Friday, June 17, 2022

We Are the Golden State "Warriors"

103-90 the final. Boston was never really in it after the first few minutes. They sucked. Tatum shot 33%. What's his problem, Beanies? Very erratic; can't be depended on, you know? Just could not figure out what to do about Steph Curry, could you? Well, you're not the first one. And you know, Beans, you're not likely to be here next season! This was your shot. Next year Bed Bugs will be all-in in Brooklyn; Male Deer will have Kris Middleton back; Philly will have Beard extra-motivated and Electric Maxey coming off a breakout year. Fourth seed next season? Very reasonable! And Miami, boy you know Pat Riley is going to be looking to add an extra piece. Fifth place? This was your shot, Beans. Haven't won a championship since 1986! Won't happen next year either! You're inadequate Beans. Simply an also-ran. Too, too bad. Enjoy your off season.

The Celtics came out firing, riding the energy from a deafening TD Garden crowd to take an early 14-2 lead. 

Oh I can imagine! "Deafening"!

Golden State wasn’t rattled and responded with a 35-8 run that stretched into the second quarter on the way to building as much as a 22-point lead.

35-8! lol, That's pathetic Beans. They made you their BITCH Beans, your BEE-ATCH. 35-8 means you're not worthy. Good luck Beans; look forward to seeing you whimper again in the playoffs when you get unceremoniously bounced. You're. Just. Not. Good. Enough. Pity. Cuz you thought you were, but you weren't. Oh well!