"Four Months In, Windows 8 Needs Help," CNET.

No...No, I don't think...I wouldn't say... No, I would say, my own particular way of expessing a similar sentiment would be Windows 8 needs to shampoo my crotch. That's personally how I would put it. You could say Windows 8 needs help but I--personally now--I wouldn't put it that particular way. Personally.