The Nobel Committee ought to recognize "Spam Email" as a category for its literature prize. I nominate nominate Sgt Sgt Benson:

-----Original Message-----
From: ehoyt
To: Recipients
Sent: Mon, Mar 4, 2013 5:13 pm
Subject: Greetings

Hello ,

I am Sgt Sgt Christopher Benson, i am a U.S Army with the third infantry that 
served in Iraq and Afghanistan .

I am presently receiving treatment with a military hospital and hope to recover 
within the next four months .

 Can you be trusted ? i have some huge amount of money i wanted to entrust in 
your care with good faith and honor the sum of $10,000.00 (ten million united 
states dollars ) , we thank you guys for your prayers . I will only highlight 
you more on this transaction as soon as I hear from you.please signify your 
interest by replying me .

You will find the story of this money on the web address below. After we have 
summit the remaining part of the fund to American Government.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

I will advice that this transaction is 100% risk free which you must not 
entertain any fear in,since i have carefully arrange and planed everything out 
,i only need a trusted person to help me receive and secure it till i am 
physically fit .

Thanks
Respectfully,
Sgt Christopher Benson