Do you know they are still playing that goddamned tennis tournament? It's been like three weeks! They must have every goddamned tennis player in the world playing. This thing began before the tackle football season I think. Scholars playing tackle football will have graduated by the time this thing is over. I remember! It began the same day, or same weekend the EPL season started. City has played THREE GAMES since then. Luis Suarez may have dentures before this thing ends. CUM may actually win a match before this is over. This is the longest goddamned thing I ever heard of.