Ice news.

And now for the ice news. The Antarctic ice shelf "continues" to break records for growth! Continues. Whaddya mean "continues?" I thought that shelf fell down, was drifting away to be put in cocktails in Miami. The ice bureau here at Public Occurrences has been chastised for not making us upper echelon types aware of this. The ice shelf in the Arctic is shrinking, however; "continues" probably, I don't know. Frigging ice staff; fire their asses. Arctic Schmartic. It's the South Pole that's the big ice cube, no? That's good that it's growing, no?