Sunday, September 21, 2014

Notice from Public Editor of Public Occurrences.

As America's "quasi-official" blog "of record," Public Occurrences has an obligation to its readers. It is a sacred trust. It is a sacred trust and we have an obligation not to inflict emotional distress or fear on our readers. Unless they're Muslim. Therefore, by the powers invested in me and consistent with the sacred trust aforementioned and the obligations yada-yada, that image on the header afore-commented upon with sacred prayer and question mark and legal objection, that photograph shall not stand, it shall come down, if is OUT OF HERE. Thank you and good night.