"Valet! My car please." 

Look at the guards at top left! WHAT are you doing? Suspicious? We don't see anything suspicious. That fat m*****-f***** should be DEAD right now! Watering the grass with his bodily essences leaking from two-dozen bullet holes. Instead he's making for the FRONT DOOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE like Forrest Gump running for a touchdown!

This is humiliating. Malaysia, okay, understandable. America? America doesn't work anymore.