The Short Happy Life of Henry L. Abbott.

Hi, I'm Henry L. Abbott, I have a certain, how to say, diffident air, I affect a certain nonchalance in battle and while playing with my penis through my pants and I should like to say it would really have been bully if I had been born with a large penis so that I wouldn't have had to go off to "play soldier" and get killed but I did my duty. A spot of Lacryna Crystina, old chap? Mamma sent it. Papa let her.