Wednesday, May 27, 2015

A Soldier's Life for Me! Shoes, Iron Bedstead, Silk Hankerchiefs!

...2 pair of army shoes [Pumps or sandals? And how high a heel?] at Rice [Oh, I love him.] who has my measure...and an iron bedstead from Clapp, Fulls & Brown [Sooo much more sophisticated than Bed Bath & Beyond]...a couple of silk handkerchiefs wouldn't go bad...[Are you kidding me, not at all! De riguer!]

You done? Okay, Henry, this is what I want you to do. Tonight after your momma and papa have fallen asleep I want you to put on your new very fine flannel uniform, your sash, your new shoes, and I want you to quietly crawl into your new iron bedstead and lay down on your back, bend wayyy over backwards and jerk off all over your face.