Now it becomes our disagreeable duty to report that the following events have occurred in the People's Republic of China. These events are listed in descending order of influence on the entire matter.:
1. The East is Red (officially).
2. The East is overwhelmingly ethnic Han Chinese.
3. Communist Party of China officials and their families live modestly on modest salaries (officially).
4. A Ferrari automobile is not a modest possession.
5. Ling Jihua is ethnic Han and was a CPC official.
6. Ling Gu was Ling Jihua's son.
7. Ling Gu owned a Ferrari automobile
8. Ling Gu was killed in a traffic accident while driving his Ferrari automobile on March 18, 2012 in Beijing.
9. Ling Gu was naked.
10. Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji were 25 year old ethnic Tibetan womenz.
11. Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji were in the Ferrari driven by Ling Gu when Ling Gu crashed his Ferrari and died.
12. Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji , ethnic Tibetan women, were either naked or semi-naked inside the Ferrari, ethnic Italian, owned by the ethnic Han Ling Gu who was the son of CPC official Ling Jihua.
13. Ling Jihua said the body in the morgue was not his son's.
14. Ling Jihua attempted to cover up his son Ling Gu being killed while naked with an ethnic Italian and two naked or semi-naked ethnic Tibetan gurlz.
15. Ling Jihua was not successful.
16. Ling Jihua had money wired to the families of the two ethnic Tibetan women with Ling Gu in the ethnic Ferrari to buy their ethnic, naked silence.
17. Ethnic Tibetan semi- or fully-naked Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji were seriously injured in the crash.
18. Both survived, however, in September, 2012 Yang Ji, allegedly feeling peaked, "was given an injection." And died.
19. Ling Jihua was demoted by the CPC in the last half of 2014.
20. Ling Jihua and his family were detained in December, 2014.
21. Ling Jihua wrote a paper rapturously praising President Xi Jinping's "Chinese Dream"on December 15, 2014.
22. Ling Jihua was not successful.
23. Ling Jihua was formally placed under investigation on December 22, 2014 for, inter alia, "illegally obtaining party and state secrets."
24. Ling Jihua gave to his brother Ling Wangcheng,documents with, inter alia,"the procedures used by Chinese leaders on the use of nuclear weapons, such as the steps taken in preparing nuclear forces for attack and release codes for nuclear arms."
25. Ling Wangcheng, brother of the unsuccessful Ling Jihua, then fled with the aforesaid ethnic Han nuclear secrets, including the launch codes, to the United States where he bought a house from ethnic Serbian professional basketball player Beno Udrih who now plays for the Miami "Heat."
26. Ling Wangcheng gave the documents containing Chinese nuclear secrets, including the launch codes, to the ethnic American FBI.
27. I am not making this shit up.
28. Ling Jihua was expelled from the CPC and arrested on July 22, 2015.
29. The People's Republic of China then sent "operatives" to the United States of America to locate and "repatriate" ethnic Han Chinese fugitives, including but not limited to those who buy homes from ethnic Serbian basketball players and who pass Chinese nuclear launch codes to the FBI, including but not limited to Ling Wangcheng. The means of repatriation utilized by the ethnic Han Chinese members of "Operation Fox Hunt" may or may not include "giving an injection."
30. The Obama administration protested this.
31. Ling Wangcheng is currently residing in "Parts Unknown" which is believed to be a safe house located in the United States.
1. The East is Red (officially).
2. The East is overwhelmingly ethnic Han Chinese.
3. Communist Party of China officials and their families live modestly on modest salaries (officially).
4. A Ferrari automobile is not a modest possession.
5. Ling Jihua is ethnic Han and was a CPC official.
6. Ling Gu was Ling Jihua's son.
7. Ling Gu owned a Ferrari automobile
8. Ling Gu was killed in a traffic accident while driving his Ferrari automobile on March 18, 2012 in Beijing.
9. Ling Gu was naked.
10. Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji were 25 year old ethnic Tibetan womenz.
11. Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji were in the Ferrari driven by Ling Gu when Ling Gu crashed his Ferrari and died.
12. Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji , ethnic Tibetan women, were either naked or semi-naked inside the Ferrari, ethnic Italian, owned by the ethnic Han Ling Gu who was the son of CPC official Ling Jihua.
13. Ling Jihua said the body in the morgue was not his son's.
14. Ling Jihua attempted to cover up his son Ling Gu being killed while naked with an ethnic Italian and two naked or semi-naked ethnic Tibetan gurlz.
15. Ling Jihua was not successful.
16. Ling Jihua had money wired to the families of the two ethnic Tibetan women with Ling Gu in the ethnic Ferrari to buy their ethnic, naked silence.
17. Ethnic Tibetan semi- or fully-naked Tashi Dolma (Zhaxi Zhuoma) and Yang Ji were seriously injured in the crash.
18. Both survived, however, in September, 2012 Yang Ji, allegedly feeling peaked, "was given an injection." And died.
19. Ling Jihua was demoted by the CPC in the last half of 2014.
20. Ling Jihua and his family were detained in December, 2014.
21. Ling Jihua wrote a paper rapturously praising President Xi Jinping's "Chinese Dream"on December 15, 2014.
22. Ling Jihua was not successful.
23. Ling Jihua was formally placed under investigation on December 22, 2014 for, inter alia, "illegally obtaining party and state secrets."
24. Ling Jihua gave to his brother Ling Wangcheng,documents with, inter alia,"the procedures used by Chinese leaders on the use of nuclear weapons, such as the steps taken in preparing nuclear forces for attack and release codes for nuclear arms."
25. Ling Wangcheng, brother of the unsuccessful Ling Jihua, then fled with the aforesaid ethnic Han nuclear secrets, including the launch codes, to the United States where he bought a house from ethnic Serbian professional basketball player Beno Udrih who now plays for the Miami "Heat."
26. Ling Wangcheng gave the documents containing Chinese nuclear secrets, including the launch codes, to the ethnic American FBI.
27. I am not making this shit up.
28. Ling Jihua was expelled from the CPC and arrested on July 22, 2015.
29. The People's Republic of China then sent "operatives" to the United States of America to locate and "repatriate" ethnic Han Chinese fugitives, including but not limited to those who buy homes from ethnic Serbian basketball players and who pass Chinese nuclear launch codes to the FBI, including but not limited to Ling Wangcheng. The means of repatriation utilized by the ethnic Han Chinese members of "Operation Fox Hunt" may or may not include "giving an injection."
30. The Obama administration protested this.
31. Ling Wangcheng is currently residing in "Parts Unknown" which is believed to be a safe house located in the United States.