Friday, October 28, 2016

Accidentally hit "save" last night instead of "publish" apologize for any inconvenience

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Hil'ry pres'dency,

She will trample on the l'il pee-py of Fuckface von Trumpee,

She hath loosed the fightfull lightening of her terrible swift sword
And will Bobbitt Trump's pee-pee


Glory, glory hallelujah!

She will be von Clownstick's rulah

Glory, glory hallelujah

Her pantsuits are marching on!

I have seen him in the watch fires of a hundred girl scout camps,

He is sneaking up and stalking them to get inside their pants,

I can read his evil mind as he walks crossdressed like a tramp,

His ass it will be grass

(Chorus, repeat)

Yeah, you do better.