Saturday, October 29, 2016

Football. Both Kinds.

And, Texas beat Baylor, 35-34. The top II teams in the Big XII lost on the same day to unranked members of the Little X. VIII, apologize for any inconvenience. The Big XII has X members. What an embarrassment that conference is.

That's it! Good night.

CRY cried at home to LIV 4-2.

TOT and LEI drew 1-1 at TOT.

SUN was humiliated at the Stadium of Lights Out 4-1 by ARS.

The "Chevies" played a scintillating nil-nil with the 13th best team in England, Burnley. It was too much excitement for Mou who the zebras banished to the cheap seats in the first half.

The top four after today's scrimmages:

#
Team
GP
W
D
L
GF
GA
GD
PTS
1
10
7
2
1
24
9
15
23
2
10
7
2
1
23
10
13
23
3
10
7
2
1
24
13
11
23
4
10
5
5
0
14
5
9
20


In the colonies, #2 Michigan beat Michigan State who have lost six straight.

mountaineers, let's go

Mason Rudolph administered some classical gas to West Virginia today, suffocating the allegedly tenth-ranked 'Eers 37-20 where the waters are sill. Rudolph played his up-tempo composition with vigor on the WVU "defense," completing 26 of 36 passes with three touchdowns. WVU's chances of making it to the scholarly tackle football Final Examination were probably extinguished as well. The hopes of the allegedly "Big" XII Conference now rest on the shoulders of the #7 Baylor "Title IX's" who are tied 7-7 with Texas "Strong" early in that quiz.



Above, an Oklahoma State scholar in elegant cap and gown about to receive his diploma.