Man, I missed this one last night. Big upset. Two weeks ago the Arkansas "Soo Pigs" played Trump, fuck you the #11 team in the U.S. and lost 56-3. Auburn moved on to a higher ranking and the new #11 became Florida. Arkansas played them last night. Arkansas beat new #11 Florida 31-10.
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2:39 left in the game and Urban Meyer has called three straight PASS plays. Urban Meyer is an asshole.
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Ohio State is...leading Nebraska 62-3 in the fourth quarter. Fauxpelini:
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The "Title IX's" got raped they ownselves tonight in Wacko. The "Horny Toads" of TCU grabbed #17 Baylor right by the pussy and didn't let go till they had gotten their satisfaction, fucked 'em in all three holes of the game and nutted nine times in three hours of love.
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Holy Hell, Texas A&M, fourth-best team in USA 2.0 lost to Mississippi State who couldn't even beat the South Alabama "Blowfish" by a score of 35-28.
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Michigan State lost its seventh straight game at pitiful Illinoise. After beating Notre Dame on September 18 the "Spartaks" were ranked eighth. Even after losing at Wisconsin on September 25 they were 17th. Now they ain't shit. Unbelievable.
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Speaking of once-wuzzers those self-same "Lakers" lost again today, they are now 2-6, at Navy. Ah, but see the game was played at sea not on a lake.
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Pitt lost to Miami today by a score of 51 to-your-face.
Bad day for blue all around.
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2:39 left in the game and Urban Meyer has called three straight PASS plays. Urban Meyer is an asshole.
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Ohio State is...leading Nebraska 62-3 in the fourth quarter. Fauxpelini:
Nebraska still has 3 time outs left
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The "Title IX's" got raped they ownselves tonight in Wacko. The "Horny Toads" of TCU grabbed #17 Baylor right by the pussy and didn't let go till they had gotten their satisfaction, fucked 'em in all three holes of the game and nutted nine times in three hours of love.
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Holy Hell, Texas A&M, fourth-best team in USA 2.0 lost to Mississippi State who couldn't even beat the South Alabama "Blowfish" by a score of 35-28.
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Michigan State lost its seventh straight game at pitiful Illinoise. After beating Notre Dame on September 18 the "Spartaks" were ranked eighth. Even after losing at Wisconsin on September 25 they were 17th. Now they ain't shit. Unbelievable.
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Speaking of once-wuzzers those self-same "Lakers" lost again today, they are now 2-6, at Navy. Ah, but see the game was played at sea not on a lake.
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Pitt lost to Miami today by a score of 51 to-your-face.
Bad day for blue all around.