Lol. God bless Georgetown Law but really, lol. The most common answer to the section head question is not on Georgetown's list: GET THE HELL OUT O'THEAH! But nooo, Georgetown wants you to STAY and "document what you see." So, I've just blessed Georgetown, that gives me license to have some dark fun:
Answer to first bullet (no pun intended) question: "Shooting me."
Second question: "I didn't see, I was shot in the back."
Third: Ditto.
Now that I'm reading and thinking about this more I take back my blessing of Georgetown. This is irresponsible. Their advice should be "Safety First," make sure you're out of harm's way. If you feel insecure fuggedaboutit, go home! DON'T VOTE! When you feel safe call 911. What the hell is "Election Protection"? Are a bunch of blue-haired ladies and no-hair men going to show up? Who's going to call "Election Protection"? Who is going to know the number to "Election Protection"? "Election Protection" has the look of a Kremlin idea:
"Hello, 911?"
"What is your emergency?"
"I have just been shot at a voting station."
"Ma'am we don't handle election violence. Call Election Protection at 866-OUR VOTE."
(Dialing) "Your call is very important to us. For English press one."
"All agents are currently busy handling other victims. Your approximate wait time is sixty-five minutes."
(Muzak)
"Hello, Election Protection?"
"Yea-us."
"I've just been shot at a voting place."
"What was the person who shot you wearing?
"Did the person who shot you talk to other people?"
"Our response time will be two days. For faster service visit us on the web or call our emergency hotline, 866-GET-LOST."
