-I think serial killing is a racist avocation that targets mainly white males, like legacy admissions at Harvard. So of course the “Gilgo Beach Killer” aka “L.I.S.K.”, Long Island Serial Killer, is white, the victims of course prostitutes. That is soo Jack the Ripper boring. I think serial killing needs an affirmative action program, if constitutional.
-On the other side, the young Black woman who went missing in Alabama after calling 911 to report a stray toddler by the side of the road up knocked on her parents’ door as home. (I wouldn’t advise young Black people to go missing on a ruse in Alabama.). This follows something like an eight-year claim by an Hispanic family in Texas or someplace that their loved one disappeared, then he showed up back home unharmed. Was the Black woman a copy cat? That’s copy cat boring.
-Damian Lillard stuck in Portlandia.
So that’s what I mean about it being boring. We need a twist, like an Amish serial killer woman whose victims are Quakers or a Boomer who goes missing on the golf course and turns up back home. Maybe after taking up serial killing briefly! Or Lillard buying the “Trail Blazers” and moving them to Miami. We need an interesting version of these things.
