Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Prominent Man Arrested In Florida For Battery of Woman

Guilty, I'm guilty. Guilty. I plead guilty.

Trump campaign manager charged with battery


Oh! I am not Trump's campaign manager...

Corey Lewandowski. Charged with grabbing reporter Michelle Fields by the arm, causing bruising. In Florida.

"Actually and intentionally touches or strikes another person against the will of the other."

That is the definition of battery in Florida. A new video angle corroborates Ms. Field's, say the gendarme.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGz5DPqU-p0

Really? That's it? I had to watch three or four times to see anything. The loop is jerky, it's hard to see. I did finally see him grab her arm. Really? That's the tell-tale tape, the whole battery? Boy. I don't know about that.

"Actually and intentionally touches or strikes another person against the will of the other."

Ms. Fields resigned from Breitbart News after that medium, a Trumpist medium, didn't back her. At least one other reporter resigned in solidarity.

Well it's not even noon Eastern and Trump's campaign manager has been arrested for battery and hired a lawyer who once bit a stripper
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I did not hire a lawyer who once bit a stripper...that I know of!



Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my campaign manager and a very decent man, was just charged with assaulting a reporter. Look at tapes-nothing there!

Hold on a second there, Trump, there is something there. It is not much that I can see but there is a "touching or striking," and it is clearly against Michelle Fields' "will," i.e. she didn't ask him "Will
you take me by the arm and escort me?"


Why aren't people looking at this reporters earliest statement as to what happened, that is before she found out the episode was on tape?

BECAUSE IT'S ON TAPE YOU FUCKING MORON! Why would anyone look to her earlier or earliest statement? She could have said, "He kicked and punched me!," it doesn't matter when THE TAPE shows an unconsented-to touching. IDIOT!

Victory press conference was over. Why is she allowed to grab me and shout questions? Can I press charges?



Is that what that still shows, Trump? I can see both her hands, right hand holding a phone, left hand at her side. Did she "grab" you before that, is that why you are pulling your arm away like a PUSSY! If she did, go ahead Trump, try to get her arrested, I hope it's on better evidence than that still. She's "shouting" questions at you, Trump? That does not seem to show her shouting.*


*TRUMP, YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LIAR! THIS EXCHANGE WITH YOU IS ON THE JERKY TAPE, TOO! SHE NEVER TOUCHES YOU. YOU ARE SWINGING YOUR ARMS LIKE A GIRL-NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WIRH BEING A GIRL-AND YOU HAVE CREATED ONE STILL WHERE YOU'RE SWINGING YOUR ARM OUT!

This was the reporters statement- when she found out there was tape from my facility, she changed her tune.

MICHELLE FIELDS, IN HER OWN WORDS:

"I WAS JOLTED BACKWARDS. SOMEONE HAD GRABBED ME TIGHTLY BY THE ARM AND YANKED ME DOWN. I ALMOST FELL TO THE GROUND, BUT MAINTAINED MY BALANCE. NONETHELESS, I WAS SHAKEN...CAMPAIGN MANAGERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FORCEFULLY THROW REPORTERS TO THE GROUND."


It does N-O-T matter, MO-RON. The tape DOES show her jolted backwards; DOES show her being GRABBED TIGHTLY, YANKED, but not down, not "almost fell to the ground," the tape does not show that, she does not look "shaken" after the battery BUT THE TAPE SHOWS A BATTERY, a minimal, very minimal battery, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SAID! 

Really, Ms. Fields? You had the guy arrested for that?...Okay, what about the bruising. The tape is jerky, it still shows a forceful grabbing and if she was bruised then it would be more forceful than it even appears. If she was bruised, okay. She had a long-sleeve sweater on over her top also, she was not bare-armed, so if she was bruised through a long-sleeved outer garment then you can't say no harm no foul-NOT THAT HARM IS REQUIRED-that would flesh out the forcefulness of the grab. 

I wish to point out, in addition, that even if a lawyer bit a stripper, there may be extenuating circumstances, perhaps the...show called for some contact, you know, I mean sometimes they do! I'm told! I don't know! I've just HEARD! In addition, I also UNDERSTAND that some individuals of the perverted persuasion engage in sadomasochistic behavior when in the throws of passion. Ever hearda "tiger stripes?" I hadn't either until...I received some. EVER BEEN BITTEN...in the act? For the sake of argument, purely as a forensic exercise, assume for the purposes of this exposition that one has...one was, and repeatedly, in the same goddamned spot too, and-Mrs. Clinton, I apologize for subjecting you to this spectacle, don't look, avert your gaze.-that it HURTS like a mo-fo, and that it caused BRUISING that lasted for practically the whole goddamned "relationship"  Assume that. So yeah.