I have a question. I have a question that doubles as a proposal. What if we dropped a bunch of conventional bombs designed to explode at altitude into the eye of Matthew? Would that dissipate the storm, fuck him up, give him a black eye, whatever the technical terminology is? I mean, mountains fuck hurricanes up. Why wouldn't bombs do something?

Did you see that some models, and more of them as this goes on btw, are predicting Matthew doing a loopedy-loop and coming back down to give south Florida a double whammy. Wtf? If that happens, businesses, schools, state offices, are going to be closed for a month!

Did you know there is another "system" out there? Yes! Tropical Storm Nicole, just south of Bermuda. WTF. In October.

C'mon man. We have to sit here like dopes and watch Matthew and Nicole mate and spew their bodily fluids all over us? There's nothing we can do? We have to sit here like...frigging pre-historical idjits and just take it? Okay. Well, I'm doing my part.