Okay, I just saw a headline in WaPo:

An Ivy League professor on why colleges don’t hire more faculty of color: ‘We don’t want them

And immediately thought "Penn. It has to be a Penn professor."

I do NOT know the answer to this and I frequently and floridly reveal my naked ignorance for all of you to see here if you want to look up my skirt.

Let's see if I'm right. I have a one-in-eight chance of being right.