Ye Old Publocc has been a source of stimulus for an unlucky few the past week. Look at that, jig-a-jig-jig-a-jig-jig-a-jig. It's like electrical shocks, zap-a-zap-zap-a-zap-zap-a-zap. That is how it is all the time in America, a constant series of electrical joltz with remarkable periodicity. Maybe Soccer World got bored and came here for some stimulus.

Whatever, glad I could be of service. Good night. Trump, I hate you.