Tuesday, January 01, 2019

In the VRBO Bowl #14 Kentucky of the SEC beat #12 Paterno-Sandusky (B1G) 27-24. PSU was a 4.5 point fave.

Kentucky led 27-7 with 1:35 left in the 3Q! "Pedobears" made it 27-24 with McSorley, McSorley, McSorley, Trace McSorley, their star quarterback, playing in his last collegiate game.

The difference was three points. And PSU could have had those three points in a couple different ways, but didn't. First...Well first, before we even get to playing the football game, why is James Franklin such an arrogant dick? At a pep rally yesterday or some time before the game James said,

"They are going to be wearing blue and white. WE WILL be wearing the real blue and white."

Now, both teams' colors are blue and white, Kentucky's are blue and white...What colors would James have had them wear? You're going to get huffy about which blue and white is the "real" blue and white? I mean, that is just bizarre. So, Kentucky's coach, after the game, threw it back in James' face:

“Don’t anyone question who the real Blue and White is.”

Arright, fine James, be a penis. Coach a good game. But he didn't. 

First, James gave Kentucky three points.  On PSU's first possession of the game, 4th and 2 at their own 33 James calls a fake punt.


Kentucky stops it. Kentucky gets down to the PSU 9 and kicks a field goal. 3-0 Kentucky.

There is something about fourth downs that causes James to go all Deez-Nutz.




There needs to be an intervention here. The PSU coaching staff must needs conspire together and pull the chord on James' headset whenever it's fourth down.

So one way PSU could have had three points is not having Deez Nutz as their coach to do nutty things.

Few minutes later PSU is down at the Kentucky 22, 4th and 13. They missed the field goal.

So the kicking game is another way PSU could have gotten those three points.

Forty five seconds left in the 1Q PSU 4th and 13 at their own two yard line. Punt. Punt return for
touchdown. 10-0 UK. 

So special teams gave Kentucky seven more points. 

At the end of the first half, trailing 10-7, PSU was again deep in Kentucky territory with 4th and 5. 36 yard field goal blocked.

So take away Deez Nutz, special teams, and the kicking game and you take away 16 points from Kentucky's margin of victory, which was only three.  The final score would have been 30-17 PSU.