The crest features "themes of sound and energy,"...

How does it do that? I see themes of Trump's Wall, slatted version.

...and is complete in "Acoustic Blue" and "Electric Gold," the latter of which will serve as Nashville's primary kit color.

I understand that there are--for some reason--like a thousand different colors that lay claim to being gold. Like many of those others that is not gold, "electric" or otherwise, that is custard or something.

That orange thing is gold? That's absurd "color thesaurus." Of all the shades of gold in "color thesaurus" Nashville SC's color is closest to LEMON.

"Gold is our primary club color, and we need to own that color in the sport," said Nashville SC CEO Ian Ayre.

You own it, Ian! It is alll yours, buddy.

When I right-clicked on the logo and searched Google images for a bigger version I got,

Signage. You can see why. It's stop sign shaped. What that is, Nashville SC is a FAIL.