Friday, February 22, 2019

Titles Are Not Won on Draws

A generic win, i.e. by any score, will be sensational for Liverpool. But what if they draw? What if they lose?

A generic draw will put them one little peepy point up on City but leave them nine goals behind. +1 point with 11 matches to play? That ain't shit.

A generic loss will put them level with City on points and -10 or more behind. Better to draw, certainly.

But the score is not going to be generic. The 0-0 draw at home with Bayern was a bad look by Liverpool. Why? Because at 0-0 you're impotent. If they had drawn, say 4-4 with Bayern, well, look at the size of my dick. 0-0 is limp dick. If Liverpool draw 0-0 at United they will have gotten a point and proved they have no nous. They're still shooting blanks. If they draw 4-4 with United then they still get only one little peepy point but they will have proven they have a BIG peepy.

If they lose, a 1-0 loss would be a killer, the worst. A 2-1 loss, as they lost at City, would be better. A shoot-out, say 4-3, would be as good as a loss gets. "Yeah bitch, I came into your house and fucked your wife three times." A blow-out, like United's 6-1 loss to City at Old Trafford...You don't want to lose 6-1...But a blow-out loss can be almost more acceptable than a 1-0 loss. "Everybody has a bad day. It wouldn't have mattered if we scored three or four or five goals, we still would have lost." There's an excuse for impotence in a blow-out loss.

This race is not going to be decided on goal difference. It's going to be decided the old fashioned way, on points. Champions win titles. Liverpool need to win this match. Period there.