PUBLIC OCCURRENCES

Man, I just watched 11’ of highlights from the derby. United are just not that good. De Gea did not cover himself in glory in net—on either of the two goals but especially the second—United’s defenders did not cover De Gea; their strikers shots at goal are still circling the earth, Romelu Lukaku was out of shape and slow, like somebody in a beer league, and put two of United’s satellites in orbit. Paul Pogba looks the part of a player, like an actor chosen to play a part but who has no talent. Only Marcus Rashford looked like he could even play for City. United are a collection of massively expensive spare parts.