Beans is the team that got off to the fast start tonight. They led the "Heat" 36-28 after 1Q. Miami has taken five off that lead in the second with ~2:30 to play.
It always takes me by surprise: Beans just doesn't like the "Heat." I know it goes back as far as 2010 when LeBron took his talents down here. They say they owned LBJ when he was solitary fishing in Lake Mistake and I think they did. I don't know why they hated LeBron though. Kevin...what was that big dope's name, came straight to the NBA from high school...Kevin...goddamn it, it'll come to me, Kevin and Paul Pierce were the Great LeBron Haters and their...Garnet! Kevin Garnet...Garnet and Pierce's hate traveled with LeBron. I didn't know about the hatred until that Game 3 or 5 in the playoffs when LeBron came shooting out of the huddle when the game started and had an uber-dominant game. "Heat" went on to win that series, but not win over KG and Pierce. Then Ray Allen came to Miami. Holy shit, you'd a thought a member of La Cosa Nostra just became a rat. The other "Celtics" blackballed Ray from team reunions and stuff! Those guys are long retired but the enmity stuck around from that era. During one of Miami's four straight trips to the Finals Danny Ainge, Beans top basketball guy, the "Celtics" were out of the playoffs and Danny was making ends meet commentating. LeBron's a whiner, he gets too many foul calls as it is, he needs to stop whining, quoth Danny. Whereupon Pat Riley launched one of the most devastating take-downs in the whole history of the earth. Riles put it in writing: "Danny Ainge needs to shut the fuck up," quoth Riles. Ainge was one of the biggest whiners in basketball when he played and I know because I coached against him. Riles added. Riley took Ainge's ass. He just raped Danny Ainge with that.
Ainge is still around is the point. So is Pat. So is the hate. But now it's two way. The raping is still one-way though. Pat owns Danny Ainge's ass for life. 53-48 Beans at the half.
It always takes me by surprise: Beans just doesn't like the "Heat." I know it goes back as far as 2010 when LeBron took his talents down here. They say they owned LBJ when he was solitary fishing in Lake Mistake and I think they did. I don't know why they hated LeBron though. Kevin...what was that big dope's name, came straight to the NBA from high school...Kevin...goddamn it, it'll come to me, Kevin and Paul Pierce were the Great LeBron Haters and their...Garnet! Kevin Garnet...Garnet and Pierce's hate traveled with LeBron. I didn't know about the hatred until that Game 3 or 5 in the playoffs when LeBron came shooting out of the huddle when the game started and had an uber-dominant game. "Heat" went on to win that series, but not win over KG and Pierce. Then Ray Allen came to Miami. Holy shit, you'd a thought a member of La Cosa Nostra just became a rat. The other "Celtics" blackballed Ray from team reunions and stuff! Those guys are long retired but the enmity stuck around from that era. During one of Miami's four straight trips to the Finals Danny Ainge, Beans top basketball guy, the "Celtics" were out of the playoffs and Danny was making ends meet commentating. LeBron's a whiner, he gets too many foul calls as it is, he needs to stop whining, quoth Danny. Whereupon Pat Riley launched one of the most devastating take-downs in the whole history of the earth. Riles put it in writing: "Danny Ainge needs to shut the fuck up," quoth Riles. Ainge was one of the biggest whiners in basketball when he played and I know because I coached against him. Riles added. Riley took Ainge's ass. He just raped Danny Ainge with that.
Ainge is still around is the point. So is Pat. So is the hate. But now it's two way. The raping is still one-way though. Pat owns Danny Ainge's ass for life. 53-48 Beans at the half.
