Elite Strike Force Team Confuses Georgia (state) with Georgia (country); Michigan with Minnesota, Loses All

The Trump Law Firm, dye-headed by noted transvestite Rudolph/Rudolphina Giuliani, noted transsexual Sidney/Sydney Powell, noted idiot Joseph "Joey the Nut" diGenova, and some girl named "Jenna" suffered slight upsets yesterday in service to Il Duce. First, Georgia certified its election for President-elect Biden over a seemingly compelling affidavit submitted by an individual in Texas. The affidavit swore to a set of suspicious voting numbers in certain precincts, viz:

                                                                                             Votes/SOS

Precinct Township                                                               Est. Voters

BENGHAZIA TWP                                                               350%

MITIANELLO P-1                                                                144%

MITIANELLO P-2                                                                138%                 

ADJARAVILLE P-2                                                              138%          

ADJARAVILLE P-1                                                              136%

BRADFORDILI TWP.                                                          104%       

VELD TWP.                                                                          104%       

COLCHIS  TWP                                                                   104%

KARTLI CITY                                                                      103%

ZUGDIDI TWP.                                                                    102%

KANDIYOHI TWP.                                                              102%

LAKE LISI TWP.                                                                  102%            

HOOKAH TWP.                                                                    102%      

KAVERMO CARTELI TWP.                                                101%

KURA RIVER TWP.                                                             101%

SHIDASIDE TWP.                                                                101%

SHALIKASHVILI  TWP                                                      101%

OZLO                                                                                    101%

AKHALTSIKHE TWP.                                                         101%                                         

An ethnic Georgian, native of Tbilsi, on staff at the Washington Post recognized the names of the voting precincts from his country of origin also they appeared in the affidavit written in Cyrillic.

Then, later in the day on Friday, after a meeting with Il Duce in the Oval Office, a delegation of elected Republicans from Michigan announced that they would certify the election according to "the will of the people" as evinced in their "votes" and had requested aid for Coronavirus. Trump asked how Coronavirus had voted.