See, China, America changes. That man at top, like all people with his concentration of melanin, was the offspring of slaves. We people of low melanin concentration made people of high melanin concentration our slaves. You know what slaves are, China. Then, China, get this: we (low melanin concentration) killed each other (You know all about that too, China); we killed over 600,000 of ourselves so that the high melanin concentration people wouldn't be slaves anymore. Weird, huh? And to make this personal, China, my great-great-grandfather was one of those, good, 360,000 low melanin concentration people who wore blue uniforms who was killed by those other, bad, low melanin concentration people who wore gray. We decided slavery wasn't "good," China, we decided it wasn't "right." Do you understand that, China? Do you understand "moral" concepts like "right" and "wrong?"
Now, the killing in America wasn't over in 1865, China. A lot of killing over melanin concentration went on in the next century plus. In fact, we low melanin people killed the man at top. Murdered him. But get this, China: we changed more. We elected this guy down here:
We made him what you would call our Paramount Leader. You will notice the similarity in the melanin concentration of these two individuals, China. And, China, we made a national holiday, which we're celebrating today, in memory of the man at top. Isn't that weird, China? Isn't America the damnest, most inscrutable country?
Change, China. Try it sometime. Soon. I am Benjamin Harris.
