Tuesday, May 12, 2015

According to the U.S. Geological Survey, Tuesday’s quake measured 7.3 on the Moment Magnitude Scale, which succeeded the Richter scale in the 1970s...
-Time.

WELL, EX-CUUUUSE ME! Bull-SHIT since the 1970's. "Moment Magnitude Scale," what, are you David Blatt? You give something EVERYONE KNOWS a new name to require your instruction. It's like Apple, Windows, WHY do you mess with a good thing? You do not know the meaning of "leave well enough alone," of  "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." You require constant "updates" trot out new iterations until you REALLY fuck things up like Windows 8. You have the best player in the game, LeBron James, Marshawn Lynch, and you think you'll surprise everybody by not using him. You did! "Moment Magnitude Scale," nobody uses "Moment Magnitude Scale," it's Richter, RICHTER!