Monday, May 04, 2015


It is highly unusual for an accomplished executive to be remembered first as a spouse. But that was the case for Dave Goldberg, the chief executive of SurveyMonkey, who died unexpectedly Friday in Mexico at the age of 47, evidently sustaining severe head injuries after falling off a treadmill while on vacation.

I am very sorry to hear that about Dave Goldberg, I had never heard of Dave Goldberg but he looks like he was a nice guy and I mean no disrespect to his grieving family and friends: that is the yuppiest, weeniest way of dying I have ever heard. I may die: 1. Of a gunshot wound. Wounds, multiple. 2. In a nuclear Crusade 3. In Garland, Texas. 4. Of a heart attack in a whorehouse 5. Of renal failure 6. Of cancer. 7. In an automobile accident. I will not die of head trauma secondary to falling off a treadmill while on vacashunnn! Jesus Christ.