Tuesday, April 19, 2016

City at New Rook, 2:45 Normal People Time.

The Castles are coming off a 3-0 win over Swans, God's Righteous Angels in Blue, same over Chelsea. City have Royal Madrid at the Etihad in one week in the UCL semi-final and are four points clear for a Champs League birth next year; Castles have Coca-Cola in their future-if they don't win this match. If they win this match they're safe in the Premiership for the moment.

Angels: Do not fuck this up. Storm that castle, capture that rook and leave 'em nothin' but a Coke and a smile. Rook first, then Queen. Don't look ahead.