Oh man, Chelsea pummeled "Spurs" 4-2 at the Bridge. "Spurs" was the only club with any hope of catching them. Oh, well, worthy champions, Swine Chelsea, they have been excellent all season. Worthy champions.

Oh my goodness, Zlatan Ibrahimovic fucked up his knee bad in ManU's 2-1 win over Anderlecht on Thursday in the Europa League. Marcos Rios too, but I don't know who that is. Know who Ibra is. Ibra's the only reason the "Bucs" had a shot at winning that thing (auto qualification for Champs if they do). "Significant" knee ligament injuries to both. Not lookin' good for the "Bucs." Ibrahimovic has had a phenomenal year. He's an older guy, too. Very too bad. Sorry for Ibrahimovic. And United too. Bad break.

Didn't miss anything else "significant" today.